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March 21, 2014

Babeland Gets Five Sexy Stars

Posted by peter d.

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Let's be frank for a second: We all deserve to have safe, enjoyable sex. It's fun, it's natural, and whether you're a hopeless neophyte (like this guy) or a practiced pro looking to perfect an already excellent game, Babeland is here for you. This female-first shop wants everyone to have the sex life they want. In fact, they literally wrote the book on it (seriously, it's called Moregasm), and Babeland is a pleasant, judgment-free place to get top quality products and most importantly, all the information and encouragement you ever wanted (and some you didn't know you needed). Last night they invited the Brooklyn Elite Squad out for their hilarious and informative Sex Toys 101 class, and it was a blast. If you aren't too scared, peep the reviews and photos for a sexy lil' rewind, and read on if you dare.

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You know the creepy, neon-lit "emporiums" you might find in a dark alley or Times Square in the 80s? This isn't it. Babeland Brooklyn is a place you don't have be embarrassed to shop in, or frightened to be in after dark. Theirs is a well-lit, warm and welcoming space that offers an awesome selection of everything you might need or want. Last night, the staff invited us all in for a bit of wine, and some frank, practical advice.

Star educator Avital led the best of Brooklyn's yelpers in Sex Toys 101, which isn't nearly as intimidating as it sounds.  As Andrea M insists, "Their approach to finding the perfect products for you is a result of their extensive training. No question is silly. No answer is too obvious. And no question should make you uncomfortable with this approachable staff.  They will answer everything honestly and without judgement." 

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Without getting into too much detail, suffice is to say that we all learned a lot. For instance, we all now know that the butt (much like most yelpers) must be wined and dined. Of course, there were a lot of laughs throughout the evening because Avital and the rest of the Babeland staff thankfully realize that we shouldn't ever take ourselves too seriously. In addition, with the close quarters and often overly descriptive subject matter, I think we all left a little bit more at ease with each other. After all, Tory L insists it was the "first time in my life I ever handed a girl I didnt know a vibrating butt plug and did not get slapped!" That's a win in our book.

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An enormous thanks goes out to our amazing hosts, especially Leah, Avital and the rest of the lovely ladies of Babeland Brooklyn. Whether or not you made it out, please check out the reviews and the hysterical photos from Liz Clayman. Hope to see you all again soon!

Cheers
Peter D

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